I don't like baseball because not enough happens, and I don't like basketball because too much happens

they find eachother in every universe

Oh that girl over there? I heard she thinks she just fell out of a coconut tree…that’s why she doesn’t exist in the context in all of which she lives and came before her

Virgos

Friend: The weekend is here! Virgo: I'm already overwhelmed by the prospect of nonstop fun

Can I say something

A remake of Her but it’s just me and Siri being absolute gal pals

Me gathering my coworkers to watch the ziwe/george santos interview

We have to deal with the cancer that is mental health.

can i come over and just do this

Sometimes I think an artist is sampling beach house but they’re just playing the same opening note

Bladder empty,, ready to party

I got: Finn Hudson buzzfeed.com/santanal0pez7/…

“Whoa!”

The pinnacle of comedy

Low rise jeans and ballet flats in. Hmm… society pushing me out I see!!!

I’ll always help my friends move. Because it means I get to hang out with them

This is important to me