I was laughing the whole thing off, but news has just come down the wire that Sydney Sweeney has invaded Poland.

All these AI hallucinated cases in legal briefs are so dispiriting. Whatever happened to just baldly misstating the holding of a case?

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At no point in this headline did I know what was going to happen next

me, literally arguing with my eighth grade Scripture teacher about Martin Luther

I’d like to apologize to the chicken who gave its life for what I just ate from the airport concessions stand

not now, free-roaming radioactive wasps

Maybe it's good

I'll be attending Seattle Worldcon this month. Details on my panels and other events can be found in this post: bymattruff.com/2025/08/01/i-w…

Just found the ultimate passive income hack: Lobster vending machines

What a time to be alive

>logs in to Bluesky for the first time in months >first thing I see >close tab

He should be honoured for his heroism of shutting down the Beatles before they kicked into Maxwell’s Silver Hammer.

“You can’t install a fish vending machine in this office! It will smell like shit!” Joke’s on them. It does smell like shit. But it’s making me dozens of dollars a month in passive income.

Drug dealers are now paying me $1400 per gram to snort their cocaine