FYI, I'll be a panelist this Saturday at Crypticon Seattle:
#crypt24

A Christian Rock remake of Star Trek? Picard looks confused.

In honor of Willie Nelson's 91 birthday 🎂

Here's a photo of Keith Richards teaching a young Willie Nelson how to play guitar

omg

France's contribution to the Spiderverse:
youtube.com/watch?v=8URLr2…

next time your friend goes to the bathroom, grab their phone and use the new memory feature to add some stochastic whimsy and delight to their chatgpt experience

I'm still bummed Sandler couldn't make time for this. It would've been one of the greatest moments in cinema history.

NYC is truly the city of dreams

I’m imagining the scene where Faust brings back Helen of Troy to make his students understand why people would go to war for her but it’s just a “nudes in bio” AI pic

Danger presented by Indiana

“Three tickets to see Challengers please.”

the tape lets you know that’s the permanent cat bucket

Yeah, let me take my dominant hand off the wheel and divide my attention while I’m doing 90 on the Autobahn, great idea.

If this was 1994, Jackie the Jokeman would’ve been feeding Howard one-liners on Hunter’s crackpipes & prostitutes, Fred would’ve been doing sound effects of Biden barely stammering through sentences, and Stuttering John would’ve been patching in phone calls from “Donny in Queens”

Every dog with Republican owners today.

Good morning

Matt Ruff

doomed whaling voyage

Matt Ruff