I love this type of stuff😍🥲 lol

You’re on X, I’m on twitter, we are not the same.

touched myself before bed.. touched myself as soon as i woke up.. touching myself again.. when are u gunna touch me?

i really try my best not to put every nigga thats ever done me wrong in a jar in the back of my freezer but it is very hard

“Watch your man then you should watch your mouth” is so damn funny😭😭😭😭

me getting another nigga after I said I was gone focus on myself is the funniest shit ever cus I do not play 😭😭😭😭

Look bubbles go back to your habitat !

they should let you kill yourself once and see how people react and then bring you back to life

“that’s my good girl” ok so u want me on my knees for u then

i love going out to eat with men cause i grab their thighs under the table and they think im doing something freaky but whole time im using their pants as a napkin

can i kiss the tip sorry i meant can i kiss your tip fuck sorry can i please kiss you on the tip okay shit i mean can i please kiss the tip oMFG MAY I PLEASE KISS THE TIP PLS just let me kiss the tip..

when he makes u say please before he puts it in..

having sexual tension with someone is fun

& if love ever finds me again, i pray it's a guy who would cry at the thought of ever hurting me

you ever killed your own vibe by remembering

be lucky he just left you heartbroken.. some girls get left with kids

I plan to be this type of mom.

Bf brought me to get wings and margaritas, took me out dancing, and then said “after this drink let’s go home and restart Desperate Housewives” I feel like a dog that’s about to be put down

Ugg this Real Cute 🩷

Hate when I’m out to eat w a nigga and the waitress wanna ask is it together or separate. Bitch hand that nigga the check and stop playing in my face!