#nosuchthinglive Dorothy Parker called her canary Onan because he spilt his seed on the ground

Great night, a goal to remember, but unlucky in the end

It’s been a while...

I could have tweeted this every day this week. Railway Christmas holidays seem to start earlier every year 🤬

And only the 8th attempt! What’s our away record vs Brackley - I think we’ve had at least a couple of wins there?

#TheBeardIsComingOff at last!

Beard is off, transfer window closed. Nothing else happening tonight, right?

Teams in England’s top 7 divisions who have won their last 6 league games: -Liverpool -Boston United

Just a regular day for a Boston Grammar School alumnus - putting the world right, one self-important & dangerously misinformed journalist at a time...

Right, this just got real. Monday night and no OC 😱😱😱 Come on BBC Two Enough repeats of comedies and dramas, let’s have re-runs starting from series 1 of the best quiz show on TV!

“Coronavirus likely to trigger the worst recession since the Great Depression, IMF warns” Coming up next... what bears get up to in the woods, and an update on the Pope’s religious tendencies

AFC Mansfield play an FA Cup game today at the ground of the team they beat in the previous round. That can’t happen very often! Even Christian James would struggle to find another example 🤔

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So near and yet so far

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My feelings exactly. Is this why CEO has left? Sensing the Covid mis-management claims on the way?

New ball every 5 overs for any bowler aged over 38 #whatwouldjimmydo #tailendersoftheworlduniteandtakeover

#BBCCricket seems like the only reason not to abandon the game before now is to maximise bar takings, bearing in mind full ticket price will have to be refunded?

BACK AT THE TOP!

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