contraptions I invented to help me listen to female/marginalised voices 👇

The truth of gender: all gendered virtues are just general virtues. Women should be brave leaders and men should be patient nurturers

Mutt The wise man bowed his head and spoke solemnly: “If you lack the courage to ask whose pussy it is, then you have already answered your question”

I work for the spacing guild and i am in progress in creating a guild navigator

Nature was incredibly cruel to make bears such dangerous animals

Keir Starmers on the bleedin telly he's listing all the Warhammer toys they don't have oil to make anymore. He's saying they're going to have to make girl space marines now

trying this new thing where i wake up i drink a litre of water and i lift weights until i throw up and then i play 30 ranked games in a row and then i eat my first meal at like 9pm and its a trillion calories and i ignore all my texts and emails and then i go to bed. is that good

told my sensitive young son to find a woman at a book club adn he just came home crying, angry. “they jerk off to the books”. he cursed my existance. i didnt know

Dead wife flashback but to an amazing sandwich that can't be forgotten

Someone in my deadlock game is promoting their linkedin??? LMAO

Those uncanny AI-generated animal images could never recreate the aura of the stock photos made by this 60-year old Ukranian woman

The bus was late so the samurai waiting next to me at the stop committed ritual suicide in protest. When the bus arrived 3 minutes later, the samurai bus driver committed ritual suicide to regain his honor.

How about an Israeli Saving Private Ryan where he’s dead but they have to go retrieve his cum

playing venator in deadlock

fantasy liveleak halfling golem factory accidents. goblin arcane landmine footage. elvish freedom fighter beheading high quality no ads

(watching my men beat a foul monstrous flesh construct while it's down, when i see it's clutching a pendant with a hot drow lady's depiction inside) we're the same... wait! STOP! look! (i hold the pendant aloft and all my men let out gasps) we're the same! he's one of us...

Most elderly Goombas I’ve met look back on their time in the Bowser Youth with shame, certainly, but also with disquieting melancholy, not entirely unlike the recall of a lost love

(The Erotic Time Traveler) When’s pussy is this

some more new romance tropes for you to use: sole mates fast burn arranged divorce if i cant have you, someone else can short distance hate potion