cant have a negative net worth if you don’t graduate

this picture gave me splinters

this is obviously just a minecraft glass block 4k with ray tracing

domestication was the fall of our species

cool now give me insurance

Chipotle: 26% profit increase. Raising prices. Starbucks: 31% profit increase. Raising prices. McDonalds: 59% profit increase. Raising prices. Shell/Mobile/BP: 60% profit increase. Raising prices. There's not a labor shortage. This isn't inflation. It is 100% corporate greed.

is it just me or is canes chicken fingers getting smaller

I love this video so much

asked madi if it would be cringe to post a picture of myself and she said, “isnt your whole thing being cringe.”

why were so many 2000s movie posters just the main characters cut out standing above the title with a white background

13: I'm going to get a really cool car when im older & have my own family 30: I could probably live off my savings for 6 months without working & then just kill myself when I run out

got my foot stool privileges revoked cause i looked too comfortable at work

Gay Seinfeld: Whats the deal with all these penises making me horny?

Im getting hard just thinking about this mike

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i spent days workshopping this tweet and get 1 fucking like!? r u kidding me?