❤️ this post if you want to be the one beneath a slab of bullycock~

❝ Because you look kinda cute when you're like this~ ❞

Saved-

Well in that case, he's gonna be over shortly. Might as well use his property~

Groping the reader.

Guess he deserved that.

Still, it was worth it to cop a feel of her.

Damn right.

Whatever I sacrificed in the kissing game is made up for by my dick game.

Well why don't you teach me?

...Why would my mom teach me how to kiss? That's kinda weird of you to say.

A nice female friend who wants to see a guy succeed.

'Course I do. I just thought you were my friend though.

Well, there we go. If we're friends you could be teaching me.

What do you mean outta my range? I'm not fucking with the juniors dude.

Daww, thanks doll. I hope you have a good one too.

Can't touch? Well, he's gonna touch himself at least.

Sure, it's all hers. Got no pants on though.

❝ Thanks hun. You too. ❞