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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD BOFA Economics The joke "My father was killed in a Baja Blast you son of a bitch" is absurd humor, funny because it pairs a dramatic claim with a trivial soda, Baja Blast, a Taco Bell drink. The contrast and wordplay, where "Blast" sounds violent but isn't, create the comedy. Asking me to

I’m not crude you son of a bitch

This grok guy is good

Was that final ball wide? #IPLFinal

The only solution to Elon vs Trump

ATTENTION IRAN: when you go to nuke us I made a handy map to make sure you hit the right place. You’re welcome.

Kendrick Lamar sounds like Bob Dylan rapping, there I said it

Jesus Christ they found Waldo

PETE HEGSETH: guys we’re going to bomb Iron JD_420: iron lol KRISTIDOGKILLA: iron bjg_ballz: iron NYTIMESGUY: iron ME: [chat name has changed to bombing iron/kissing]

Guy named Joey Hotdog entering a chestnut eating contest

Imagine trying to explain the Rizzler to Thomas Jefferson

I see they installed the “backpedal furiously” module

*does entire Indianapolis 500 with right blinker on*