He grew up in poverty and had a really rough childhood, never told me how bad it was until I got older. Tried to only share the "funny" stories.

chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 32948293842 years per second. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner

When my son was 10, he recognized that I was an older father and he was not happy about that, and I never considered that. I walked into his bedroom one night, I could tell he'd been crying, puffy eyes, tears stained cheek. And I go, what's going on, buddy? Because I don't know

The greatest dread you can feel as an adult is when you've been ignoring a problem or situation for a long time with the unspoken assumption It's Probably Fine, then all at once you are forced to look at it closely and you are gobsmacked by the True State of It.

Find comfort in the beauty that is around you

The cat you rescue will spend the rest of their life trying to rescue you back.

Any movie where the message is that you, the viewer, are a bad person for watching the movie or for watching movies in general

No pillow. No mattress. No blanket. Mouth tape. Eyemask. Simulate being dead. Just fucking die. Just lay there and be dead

Prisoner 'who murdered paedophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins' told him 'have a good night's sleep lad' after slashing his neck in 20-second jail cell attack, court hears trib.al/CF79WtH

Straight up naming one of my sons this, Varg or Wulfgar and no one can stop me

This is how I feel about my dad

when god closes a door so you reach your little paws under and go meow

Mr. Bean Goes Back to School, Again(and Later, Prison)

Back in the day if a dog bit a kid you would just shoot it