april fool’s day doesn’t impress me. i am deceived and betrayed every day

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very much giving your single uncle’s bff/roommate who always comes to family Christmas and thanksgiving

brutalism is when theres concrete. the more conk they crete, the more brutalismer it is.

he’s being introduced the way they would with ryan gosling as ken and i love that

Ilya starts eating overnight oats, and Shane is v proud of his impact on Ilya’s eating habits But then Shane accidentally eats one of the ones ilya made and discovers it’s extremely sugary w an entire layer of Nutella or smth (which causes Shane to do the angry cat face 😡)

he needs a little fabulous is that so wrong?

all these hudson ads making me understand the pure psychosexual torture ilya was put through being bombarded with shane in various states of undress on every screen and billboard imaginable

(We Could Be) Something Great just got deleted on AO3 what the fuck

okay guys take a deep breath, it was an accident, everything is fine

“𝗄𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌” 𝗪𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗚, 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋! ☄️🔥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥💥🔥🔥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥🔥🔥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥🔥💥🔥🔥💥💥🔥🔥💥🔥🔥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Idk why so many people on here are obsessed with the idea of Challengers-ing. There’s nothing erotic about what happened to that space shuttle.

I get semi-frequent stomachaches after seeing a movie because my cinema-loving soul is sad to leave the theater. NOT because of the popcorn. That simply wouldn’t be possible

ilya, after he learns about the existence of arbor day