Every evening I go to bed excited to drink a coffee the next morning.

Hell yeah

“he’s not a bad trader, the market was manipulated by Jane Street”

Being a dad is so fucking sick. People always made it sound scary but it’s dope as hell. This morning my 2 year old and I were stomping around pretending to be baby dinosaurs and cracking each other up, she’s my favorite thing in the world

I dunno man seems like wars are super easy when the objective is to win and not launder a trillion dollars to your friends in the DC-VA-MD area for decades

Over 450,000 Americans now have alpha-gal syndrome. They're allergic to red meat for the rest of their lives. The lone star tick causes it. The same tick the U.S. military released 282,800 of across Virginia in the 1960s, made radioactive with Carbon-14. Before those

Never underestimate your ability to reset to baseline. If you lose everything you will be emotionally the same in about a year. Good thing to remember when taking any risk. Unlikely ever going to lose it all, run probabilities and live with the results.

Me getting kicked out of Applebee’s after 12 Dollaritas and putting $20 worth of Limp Bizkit on the TouchTunes

There’s price based capitulation and then there’s time based capitulation. Every bear market has had both. Have patience.

Or maybe it’s just a cyclical 4 year cycle.

The Bitcoin bottom is not in. We are still in a bear market. You're welcome. Now repost this into oblivion.

If you are from the Midwest you didn’t taste guacamole until 2002 at the earliest.

Thank you, capitalism!

Hated Metallica ever since

Watergate was fake. WMD’s were fake. J6 was fake. Charlottesville was fake. Almost every Boomer benchmark of reality is fake.

now that country music is popular again, i introduce the general population to the greatest country band of all time

Hell yeah. Happy Friday

He’s not wrong

Rest in peace to one of the most important people in the history of country music, the outlaw, David Allan Coe.

Me liking every single David Allen Coe post.