Retail therapy: because it's cheaper and more effective than actual therapy.

ER problems

I really hate bedside commodes. Hate.

Why is it that as soon as people step into a hospital they automatically become hungry and helpless....

Me: Any kind of discharge from your penis? Pt: Oh no. Nothing like that. Just this "green junk" that keeps coming out. I love my job. 😶

When you wake up really thirsty nothing taste better than drinking water straight from the faucet

Well...did you?

5 days and 2 12 hour shifts in the way of me being Charleston bound with my best friend 🌊👯🐬🍻

When I'm really sucking at an IV stick and I'm like "wow, you must be dehydrated"

#NeverForget911

"I was driving my moped and I hit a possum" #ShitYouHearInTheER

😍😍😍crazy eyes is in love

I am proud of the profession I chose and the lives I have impacted in my career as a RN. #TheView #NURSEstethoscope

Walk out of a room covered in blood from the GSW we just lost. Patient with "flu like symptom" is complaining about the water he never got 😡

If you come to the ER for pink eye and get mad because it took 20 mins to get dc papers. Please google the definition of emergency room.

If you stop for McDonald's on your way to the ER it's probably not an emergency.

Sleep comes before just about anything else in my life.

Pt: "I'm allergic to Norco 5's, but not the 10's" Me: "IS THAT RIGHT?" 🤔