It's a Thursday night in 2010. The Office and 30 Rock are on back to back and you're trying on your new jeggings. Life is good.

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I just don't understand why opening back up as people get vaccinated also has to mean closing down all the accessibile alternatives created in the last year

Some days, I get down thinking about how my summer bod is in hibernation. But then I remember that it was this bod that got me through a pandemic, this bod that handled new medication, this bod that helped me survive another year of college. To the body I sometimes dislike: ily😘

yesterday I learned about a hormone that makes women forget about the pain they feel when they’re giving birth so that they’ll just keep having babies. I think that same hormone is at work when I eat Taco Bell

just realized jesus never had a s’more. whatever. not my problem

So, I have some news. Next week is my last week at the Daily Journal. I’ll be joining IBJ News as the Statehouse and economic development reporter! Kind of long thread ahead because I have a lot to say.

me to grace’s literal face: hey imma take the dogs for a walk real quick! and we should try to leave by 9:10! grace, literally 5 minutes later:

9-0 tonight to wrap up an undefeated season 16-0-1. 59-4 agg score for the year. Melea 🎩, Shaw 2, Alexander 2, Lacy 1, and Midfield General Mya Hall with 1st goal of the year. NORTH AND Carlie Pederson combine for shutout. Everybody is 0-0 now. Ready for sectionals.

in a way we're all just ravioli

this is the purest form of selfless love and friendship I’ve ever known. never settle, folks. Yajaira Quezada

we got my grandpa and iPad who, until today, really only communicated through email. during our weekly Skype call today, we started with basics such as learning how to type in a passcode and unlock the iPad 😀 we progressed to texting and even FaceTime! tell him your proud of him

Chris Evans has upgraded from his iPhone 6s after 7 years.