“No worries either way” when I’m actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

This week felt made up of 4 Mondays

Feels so good to have a holiday booked after not going away for 2 and a half years 🥰

i have clothes but not outfits dk how to explain it.

22 talking with 40 year olds yesterday about the housing market at a training course, felt so old😂😂

Stack money, act broke. Have more than you show & speak less than you know.

davide and ekin literally have my heart i’m not joking #loveisland

You’ve got to be a top tier cunt to break up a funeral convoy!!!

Imagine living your life and enjoying upsetting people and doing things out of spite!!

Has BMI ever considered that I have massive jugs

1 month and I’ll be in Tenerife 🥰🥰🥰🥰

my bf opens his eyes in the morning and im like 👸🏻: im hungry, i think this girl i follow on instagram broke up with her boyfriend but i can’t really tell, im thirsty, people are trying to cancel this teen tiktoker for thrifting too much, i want a bagel can we go now? monkeypox-

2 MONTHS TODAY IT WILL BE CHRISTMAS DAY 🚨🎅☃✨

Boy that was a beautiful Gotdamn Move Cane. I was so tired of Lorenzo talking to him all crazy #PowerBook2 #PowerGhost

Hold the Met Police criminally accountable for the barbaric killing of two leashed dogs - Sign the Petition! chng.it/pFmsjWH2 via Change.org UK Scum🐷🐷