This is actually just L

Only the most anabolic music for this gym session

Hate to be that guy but it's "cornhole enthusiast" not "cornhole player" It's not a game ffs, have a little respect for the sport

Fuck the middle east, bomb whoever this is

Your Honor,

Legendary fumble

Love watching America and Japan becoming best friends in real time

Go up there and do something about it then

Saying this as though each of those rights hasn't already been violated by current and previous administrations with literally zero consequences "Pass an amendment!" Sure but nobody else has in the last 40+ years in regards to any of those but we still have The Patriot Act,

The frozen pizza in my freezer whispering to me like the Green Goblin mask

Sounds like he should've been a teacher

Finding out HowlingMutant is a ginger just ruined all of his tweets for me 😔

Mutant having a Goodreads account is the most surprising thing about this tbh

Gayer Obama about to have an aneurysm

For pride month they're renaming it the Gay of Hormuz

ok but in this analogy if 100% of people press the red button then they all survive anyway?

I wonder if they tried this with other groups first and it didn't work out like "We hired NEETS as caregivers by offering them unlimited doritos and mountain dew but all they did was play video games"

Found the one guy who uses a dental dam

Need a non fish head wife with some cannons to plunder opposing pirate ships

It's never not wide back Wednesday