I think I’ll go lay in traffic for a bit

this is money cat, he only comes once every 150 years, retweet to get 7 years of good luck and good fortune.

how... am I giving you a ride?

i’m a slut for lying in bed for hours doing nothing productive

Heard my dad playing guitar and walked in to find this

nice try christmas but i still have depression

if you can love the wrong person that much, imagine how much you’ll love the right one

ppl love to text me “omg this is sooo you” with a link to one of the most fucked up things i’ve ever seen

being weird together is a love language. Idc.

One piece of advise i would give to teenagers. Wear your retainer

u never apologized for hurting me but I apologized 30 times for being upset about it

girls get a full tank of gas just to drive around crying for 3 hours

My Son WILL grow up to be a Cowboy and treat all the Ladies that come into his life with RESPECT

overthinking is no joke. that shit eats you up on the inside.

Wearing a mask when it’s cold is actually a 10/10 accessory

I saw a tiktok that said “ I feel like I was brought into this world to show people how to be loved properly and to not receive it back“ and honestly that shit hit deep.

Midwest Grandmas