can i have $1750? it's an emergency

summer vacation

Him: Are you fucking stupid? Me:

In my 737 era (falling apart, few loose screws, not properly maintained for several years)

Sorry nothing is topping this one

mr. groundhog didn’t see his shadow early spring is coming!!!

No one tells you how much of adulthood is bribing yourself with a little treat in order to stave off psychosis.

Stained glass butterfly bookend

“You made that on canva?!” Pls give me an iced coffee and two solid hours and I could make the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel on canva

another day as a big girl with a big girl job

Us

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

ever since i was a little girl ive loved information

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.