Current mood: need a vacation from my vacation

If I was a plastic surgeon, I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant.

Did you really watch game of thrones if someone isn’t constantly having to tell you what’s going on?

Please stop messaging me abt Monat, or any other business like that. If i ever decide I’m going to sell anything it’s gonna be drugs not shampoo or essential oils. Thanks.

a boy tells you.. a man shows you

A dog is a lot of work but so worth it

Meteorologists: "This is the largest hurricane to hit Florida. Evacuate the state." Floridians: x.com/sethrogen/stat…

PSA: Chipotle gets queso today!!!

Sooo chipotle date anyone?

God, I pray for focus this week. That I would leave closed doors alone & walk through new ones You've opened. Lead me, order my steps.

My dog wakes me up at 6 am just for him to go back to sleep & im wide awake 🙃

Over the last 24 hrs I have gone through lots of emotions... #Stopthehate #PrayForLasVegas