Did we just shift back into the correct timeline?

Stop liking Ai pictures yall letting the robot's win

This started as a pilot and we’ve now turned it into a feature and boy would we love to make it

my entire family work in healthcare so I never leave a doctor’s office without complimenting every person there. Nurse? Painless IV insert. Doctor? Couldn’t have listened better. Tech? That was the best blood pressure cuff I have ever felt.

Me when my husband asks what I want to do for my birthday

Me cutting off every Waymo I see:

Unrelated but when did everyone start hating Coldplay??? They have HITS! Grow up.

You know the Astronomer CEO? The nutjob who’s fucking the head of HR? Well they heard they’re gonna be here tonight. So they set up a trap for ‘em. This whole concert’s a trap!

not that cbs has ever been a spot to get good politics but completely capitulating to Trump for this merger is an example of that whole capitalism leads to fascism thing that people be talking about

Is tsunami Twitter a thing

My parents in their 30’s: time for baby #4 Me in my 30’s: should I have a couch warming party

How it feels talking to anyone in an Aritzia

MY ICLOUD STORAGE IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!

LOVE WINS

I always knew a podcast would start the next Civil War.

Gabbriette about to have a verse

There’s thunder in LA but only those of us brave enough to stay night owls into our 30s get to enjoy it 😎

hello brands, I hope this helps - if you use generative AI, I will think less of you as a brand and will make a deliberate effort to avoid your products in the future

You’re lying. There was no attempt to run the officer over and no ICE agents appear to be hurt. Get out of our city.