Embarrassment is the cost of entry. If you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.

Gary Oldman giggling at farts dubbed into his movies, then laughing 'til the tears roll down his cheeks, may well be the happiest minute of your day.

Man hater since day one; that’s my girl

men should have curfews so women can go out at night

Overextending yourself doesn't make people appreciate you more.

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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A proud moment as this Marine grandfather gets to give first salute to his now higher ranking granddaughter

If a little girl doesn’t need 30 dolls, billionaires don’t need 32 cars, 5 yachts and 26 homes

Donald Trump is no longer the most powerful American in the world... #LeoXIV

The father, the son and da Bears, amiright?

Leo XIV is from the Midwest which means he's actually the Ope

The existence of Chicago Pope implies the existence of MLA Pope and APA Pope

Are you gonna kill this one too

A teacher told me, "I gave one of my 2nd grade (dyslexic) students your nature poetry prompt. He is reluctant to write because of challenges with spelling, but I suspect he’s gifted. I told him just to write and we’d sort out the spelling later. This is what he wrote."

McGovern: "So I say to my Republican colleagues -- what's wrong with you people? In this bill you provide a $2 billion tax break for gun silencers, but you cut SNAP benefits for vulnerable families. Jesus Christ!"

it only took 294 days to get from "immigrants are eating animals" to "we will feed immigrants to animals"

17 million people just lost health care. 18 million kids just lost school meals. 3 million Americans just lost food assistance. And $3.5 trillion was added to the deficit. All for a tax cut for Trump’s billionaire donors. The ultimate betrayal.