After 5 games Aberdeen FC are at 31.5% of the points picked up last season 🚀

I went on the BBC to talk about Jimmy Thelin’s tactics and why Aberdeen FC are so fun to watch right now. You can listen here if you’re interested! bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0…

Toasters at breakfast buffets should have a standard temperature across the board. Too often one lap of the toaster is never enough, but a second lap leaves you with a slice of charcoal.

No-one has more faith in the Government than conspiracy theorists. "Well they can't run the trains properly but THEY FAKED AN ENTIRE MOON LANDING AND KEPT EVERYONE INVOLVED QUIET!"

After 7 games Aberdeen FC are at 43.75% of the points picked up last season 🚀

The latest Manchester City case, the one both sides claim to have won, hasn’t got anything to do with football. The next one won’t either. It’s just legal mud. The game has been consumed by bullshit. Well done, everyone.

Perhaps the solution to Manchester United is to have ex-Fergie players managing the team on a rota. Two games maximum, an Overlap special, then on to the next man.

Any chance of Aberdeen getting a mention in this post-match programme Sky Sports Scotland?

How Musk broke Twitter and helped elect Trump (Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam)

Supermarkets claim increased employer NI contributions will cost jobs. But not half as many as self-service checkouts did.

A visual representation of how BBC Sportsound talk about analytics in football and in particular decision making at Hearts.

The fact that we have food banks that are widely accepted as the norm is bad enough, the fact that they are now opened by celebrities, MPs & Royals is an absolute fucking disgrace.

Seen a lot of people asking 'what has actually happened to Aberdeen?!' having gone from incredible start of season to no wins in 9 so I thought I'd share my take on it here. Starting with: Abdn were overperforming and are now underperforming, and the numbers show it 🧵

Reporting for duty. #HOOF

On today's Libero, what impact is the Premier League's financial might having across Europe? #PremierLeague

Cinch must be fucking furious they aren’t sponsoring our league anymore. This is the most Cinch season of all time…

Who's winning the McPuskás Award this year?

Former President Sepp Blatter looks like a beacon of integrity and honour compared to the clown now in charge of FIFA..

Note to the BBC: the power of Scotland and why they deserved more respect than a cringey wave-a-thon on Spoty. Where to start? Second oldest footballing nation in the world. Developed styles of football 150 years ago still pursued today. No Scotland, no passing. Helped spread the

The government won’t allow advertisements for cigarettes and you can barely promote alcohol. Why the hell can I not watch five minutes of a sports event without being inundated with gambling ads. This is killing our society. Destroying young men. Time to reframe this.