Just one million more and they’ll integrate, I promise guys.

Claire 💙 Yeah, just blaming migrants is really unfair. It's migrants and feminism.

🇨🇭 The Switzerland women’s national team (ranked 23rd in the world) lost 7-1 in a friendly match against Luzern’s U15 boys team 😳⚽️

60 year old women who grew up in a mostly English country think a 20-something girl can feel comfortable telling a jobless 62 year old Somali to fuck off. And then another retard saying 'if you had a White boyfriend this wouldn't happen'. She's at work you gimp.

I don't tweet enough.

Nobody cares.

I should really join the Catholic Church and find a nice wholesome wife to proofread my tweets. I think about this often.

Imagine their shock when they read the stolen textbook and realise theft is criminal in the UK. If only somebody had told them.

Has the Brize Norton base commander been promoted yet?

"So basically, your honour, here's the thing. I know Britain isn't great, but my country is actually a little bit worse. On those grounds and something about shaving, please can I stay here in England?"

Price depends on what you need Bernie to shill for.

My X will never grow because I get blocked fifty times per day.

🔴LIVE FACIAL RECOGNITION IN TOTTENHAM HALE📸📍 Digital surveillance is EVERYWHERE - this is one step up from CCTV. This was not consented to by the public. A conversation with employees of the Metropolitan Police (who, to be fair, were surprisingly willing to talk on camera)

‘Better to ask for forgiveness than permission’ A mantra that was NOT intended for governments.

British Landeur is always bang on the money, excellent British commentary. Thank you for your service 🫡 #BoycottJustEat #BoycottDeliveroo #BoycottUber

Two unveiled women on the street in New York, 2025; before the Islamic Revolution

One of my favourite YT commentators at the moment. Even when he's stating the obvious.