Apparently when you’re disappointed, saying “big sad” doesn’t count as opening up about it #TheMoreYouKnow

If Taylor Swift is doing this to Jake Gyllenhaal. John Mayer better be fleeing the country as we speak.

Love it. My students are the best. THE BEST.

intellectually knowing that something is coming does not prepare you for the devastation in the body when it hits

Me at the ripe age of 6

Saving the syllabus for the second day of classes. Gotta address Kim and Pete first.

your honor i was simply committing to the bit

addicted to performance enhancing drugs (diet coke)

Back in ol dirty verm

They need to start selling TUMS at bars

Happy Pride! Gayville, SD

“Who THE FUCK closed last night??” - me to myself in my own apartment because I went to bed without doing the dishes

so obsessed with people who have nativity sets in their yard next to secular christmas decorations like yes… snoopy and the grinch were indeed present at the birth of christ

I would love to drink a beer with him

My oil painting of McDonald’s DC

BIG year for midwest princesses

some of you went to public schools your whole life, received free & reduced lunches, went to a public university, received federal student aid (loans and grants), and then voted to someone who wants to defund the Department of Education… make it make sense.

hopecore ❤️‍🩹