i dont care how much i sleep i will always be tired

nothings working

thank you Pitbull for speaking your mind at #pncbankartscenter because it was much needed. thank you 😤

who let me have a phone last night

“i have to function in front of 20 little people tomorrow” - my mother, talking about having to go teach and why she won’t have another drink.

“how many licks does it take to get to the center of a popsie tut or something right?” you can’t make this up

"all i want for christmas is a rock and roll electric guitar" welp.... that happened.

The perfect NYE plan doesn't exi--

“when in Rome you do as the Romans do, when in Venice your socks get wet” my new motto thx spider-man

life is full of horrors but sometimes you see a baby hummingbird sipping from a raspberry

my love language is gentle roasting

just saw Jennifer Coolidge in an Old Navy commercial and remembered how much i LOVE Jennifer Coolidge

i wanted to let u know i thought of you

i want to do something. can somebody take me somewhere to do something bc all i’ve done is nothing and that makes me sad someone do something with me pls n thx

It fills me with such pride and joy to announce that my version of Speak Now will be out July 7 (just in time for July 9th, iykyk 😆) I first made Speak Now, completely self-written, between the ages of 18 and 20. The songs that came from this time in my life were marked by their

the only important coronation

i wish i could put my texts in little folders like files on my laptop?¿ is that weird / can that happen / did it happen already and i missed it???¿