“Open a takeaway outside goodison. Call it Scrancelotti’s”

Anyone sees this fella in Crosby let me know ASAP as he tries to get our Jack at the bus stop in Crosby Village

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Good afternoon and welcome to #ToffeeTakeover a space for Evertonians to talk Toffees on a Saturday. We would like to begin today by stressing our collective sadness at the death of Evertonian Brian Boggild Snr. Station Master at Crosby Merseyrail Station. Our condolences #RIP

📈 FINAL STANDINGS 📉 Using the FA’s outlined Points per Game method, here are the final standings for the 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣9️⃣/2️⃣0️⃣ season in the Liverpool Old Boys Amateur League. Well done to all teams and thank you as well for your understanding in this unprecedented situation #LOBAL

Remember when Mayor Anderson was given loads of shit for saying this... when he was absolutely spot on

Some little horrible rat robbed my dads car last night off the drive MX68 VGR anyone seen it let me know RT please

Had a drop out for a game next Saturday. Got a pitch and ref booked 2pm ko. Anyone who fancies it get in touch 👍🏼.

Disgusting. Why don't these protestors understand that this nasty intolerant behaviour does nothing but damage the advancement of their cause?

Our league game tomoro is now off. I know its a late shout but can anyone host us for a friendly, gonna be hard gettin ourselves a pitch now?? Retweets appreciated

A compliant media has allowed Boris Johnson to get away with lie after lie after lie. If you think this shocking exposé of lies told during his first 12 months as Prime Minister should be shown on every UK news channel share it as widely as possible

#EmiratesFACup Team of the First Round We asked you to send us your standout players from the first round to make a final XI. Choose your second starting centre-back 💪 Marine Football Club's Miley @MansfieldTownFC's Rawson Barnet FC 🐝's Nugent

The wind 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The whole story of the last decade and the mess made of the UK is the story of the internal politics of the Tory Party. It is the Tory Party and not just the awful current leader that must be brought down.

The crisis is not Covid. It is the Conservative Party being in power for over a decade

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That's it. That's the story.

Don’t think Ann Widdecombe enjoyed me telling her what video game she might like…

The Big Short: Rishi Sunak 🛁