{Puts them up on picket signs that she set up around the neighborhood}

'God bless.' x.com/smallcryptids/…

'Yes, it was Robert, yes.' x.com/coffeecupidiot…

{Hides her stash of the devil's lettuce from the lord}

{The lord spoke to her} "Why fam?" {She looks up, arms raises up on high} 'O lord. Bless thy addiction.'

{And so...it came to pass}

{None of this actually happened. She's just high}

'WOOOOOHOOOOOFUCKYOUUUUUJOSEPHHHHH'

'Robert I need a drink.'

'I'm so high right now. I thought Brian was Tigger. I was so excited too.'

'Winnie the Pooh is my spirit animal. I wish I could eat honey all day and not have a bother.'

'Joseph is piglet because he's useless'

{How Mary sees Robert after a joint} x.com/smallcryptids/…

❝It's not very nice of you to sleep with other men, Joseph-.❞ x.com/joechristianda…

'You tell him Mary!!'

'Chris! GET OFF OF THE INTERNET. Robert's nudes aren't--OOPS I MEAN THE GOSPELS ON DADTUBE ARENT LOADING.'

{Refresh} {Refresh} {Message notification} 'Sweet lord yes'

//I log back on after what feels like days and I see this. I am not disappointed 😂😂😂😂 x.com/margaritahater…

//made a channel guys. Come join along to meet other writers. ((Yes this is my writer account lol)) x.com/solarisuntan/s…

'PUT. THE BABY. DOWN.'