Orbit-ing. #WorldSeries

This time of year flys by so fast

Ya empezó Diciembre, el mejor mes del año 🎄 Se sabe 🤩

it's me and my 4 hours of sleep against the world

2023! The year of the Stros!

Doubtful. You don't do half the things you say you're going to do.

48! Salud!

We know you didn’t ask but we’re team Selena

In our Golden Era.

This #NationalPuppyDay, we salute all the dog stars out there. Exploring is more fun with your best friend at your side. 🐾

Me sneaking out of work 3 hrs early bc I don't want to be here anymore

“what are your plans this weekends?” me:

Lil Weezy checkin’ in 👀

This dog was spotted being booked, busy, and about his business. We don't know where he's going, but it's obviously important. 12/10

remember when cupcakes had this huge moment in like 2010 and cupcake shops opened everywhere and you couldn’t get normal desserts anywhere u had to eat gigantic dry cupcakes that were $15 each

Don’t buy Drake tickets from Temu

Hourly rate to walk a dog = $10 / dog 10 dogs = $100 / hour 4 hour golf round = $400 for walking dogs, $50 round This man just made $350 to play a round of golf with the accompaniment of good boys. Chess, not checker. x.com/NUCLRGOLF/stat…