Ticketmaster be like: Concert ticket: $40 Venue fee: 21.32 Access fee $18.32 Paperless transmission fee: $12.03 Fee Fee: $8.84 Fi Fo Fum: $3.43 Cuz We Can Fee: $2.01 Might as well fee: $1.89 WTF you gonna do nigga, not go? fee: $1.38 Another dollar won’t hurt nobody fee: $1.00

Joel Embiid does not get enough credit for grin and bearing through four years of playing next to Ben Simmons

“oh so you want -your- tax dollars to pay for free school lunches?” literally yes. please take whatever is necessary to keep kids from going hungry. how the fuck is this controversial.

Happy First Day of Spring from Spring Lake NJ.

Windy Beach Day.

It’s not the drag queens. It’s not the pot, not the porn, not the trans kids, not the video games, it’s not the locks on the doors, and it sure as shit ain’t the books about Rosa Parks. You wanna PROTECT OUR KIDS? Then do something about the motherfucking guns.

Today my phone notified me that my network is unstable. I replied to my phone and told it that I am also unstable so I really can’t help them or the network. 😩

Excuse my language but this sh☘️! F☘️ing rules

Someone was acting like a child on that flight but it wasn’t the baby.

Or measles.

NEW from Carter Walker: PA lawmakers are moving to allow counties to process mail ballots before Election Day, potentially hastening election results. pennsylvania.votebeat.org/2023/4/25/2369…

Not a Drag Queen.

EMVPIID

“Free-throw merchant” “Flopper” “MVPity” “Sympathy MVP” “Flopbiid” “Most Valuable Philadelphian” “Participation trophy” You can call him whatever the hell you want, just make sure you include MVP Joel Embiid, your 2022-2023 NBA Most Valuable Player #TrustTheProcess

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it’s not about the destination but the journey. 🗺️ Crypto.com

I wish more of the coverage of debt ceiling negotiations focused less on internecine political dramas and more on the global economic consequences of default, as well as what House Republicans are actually demanding in exchange for not defaulting.

🎶 I’m a bitch I’m an orca Sinking yachts Just off Majorca I’m a sinner I’m a whale Imma hit you with my tail

June 25, 1984: Prince released his 6th studio album, Purple Rain. #80s