Twitter is full of heat tonight #lovesit #thanks #getthefuckinpopcorn

I suck at texting

Me as a father

Throat punch Thursday 👊👍

Called Bell 3 times today was told offices were open until 9 but really they closed at 6,get your employees a fuckin calendar and a clock

@gradycolby hahahahha ttc

Flat tires are actually the worst

If I hear kick the dust up by Luke Bryan one more friggen time I'm smashing every radio I can find. #toofuckinmuch #overplayed

I'm officially boycotting Truro Cineplex because they are not showing Straight Outta Compton... Fucking assholes I looked forward to this...

Best of 2015.... "Life goals. Merica." vine.co/v/OKJdqQlQJbm

tgif fuckers

Rest in peace buddy