Die 5-Jährige hat im Hort einen Scherenführerschein gemacht und gefragt, wo meiner ist... LEUTE ICH SCHNEIDE SEIT 41 JAHREN SCHWARZ 😱

Man some of you have takes so bad you gotta be getting paid for em

I’ve been a doctor for twenty years, so I’ve pretty much seen it all, wieners, asses, jugs… you name it

Milwaukeeans: “Why is the rent so high? Why is it so hard to find a good apartment? Where did all the workers go? Why aren’t there more local businesses? Why are my taxes so high? What happened to all the people downtown?” Eastside NIMBYs:

"Whether it's going down the slide, or doing the sausage race, what outsiders don't understand is wisconsinites have a latent blood alcohol level that keeps us naturally bendy and prevents us from injury during these sorts of activites. #drinkwisconsibly"

Witnessed a uniformed (and I assume on the clock) Milwaukee Police officer visit Uhle's tobacco shop to get cigars and stand around and chit chat. Left before I saw him light up but it wouldn't surprise me if that happened on the clock

Coming out hot

I don't know who this is but thanks to the Discourse I assume he's some weirdo

🔪 KYLO $ KVJO 🩸 Wer reiter so spät durch Nacht und Wind Es ist Lasagne, getarnt als Rind

Bringing together @magpiekilljoy and The Mountain Goats? Are you trying to have me die happy?

Damn, Steve, you didn't have to go this hard

TRES leches? En esta economia??

Do you fear my power and before you answer remember I made three big ass jars of kimchi yesterday

@BirdNerdNate Forgive it all and win every election for a generation

Holy fuck $1800 for a 2br 1ba on booth by skyline