I’m being deadly serious I never want to see Nick Pope in a Newcastle shirt ever again.

Newcastle brought in Nick Woltemade as a result of Alexander Isak's contentious move to Liverpool. In the Premier League: Woltemade ♨️ ➖10 games, 5 goals Isak 🧊 ➖ 5 games, 0 goals

Malick Thiaw, Malick Thiaw, Malick THIAW, THIAW, THIAW 🎶🔊

Don't let the Mo Salah saga distract you from the fact Florian Wirtz started for Liverpool last night & was dragged after 68 minutes, with no shots on goal & 1 touch in Leeds' penalty area. He has not scored in 19 consecutive appearances. One hundred & sixteen million pounds.

The bloke is a cunt from top to bottom, but prison time (suspended or not) for social media posts is absolute insanity.

Offered nothing up front at all. Awful. Miles off it for a derby game. #SUNNEW

What a sport hahahaha

Riddle me this - has football become incredibly boring, or is the darts just better viewing?

Lewis Miley completed all 59/59 of his passes today; the best 100% rate of any player in a Premier League game this season 🌟 Accurate 🎯

OUTRAGEOUS

Right back ☑️ Centre midfield ☑️ Centre back ☑️ Lewis Miley 👏

Newcastle had to start Karius in a cup final because Dubravka was cup tied, but Man City get to play Semenyo, despite him playing for Bournemouth in the Carabao this season. Seems totally fair.

This cunt being a “health ambassador” makes about as much sense as a blind optician. Fucking rotten.

E B 1 3 Adam Sunderland AFC has never qualified for the UEFA Champions League, so they've scored zero set pieces in it.

Cost of Deng Majek's illegal arrival in the UK: - Border force interception: £2,750 - Three months in a hotel: £13,500 - Murder investigation and prosecution: £600,000 - Court proceedings and legal defence: £100,000 - Cost of 29y imprisonment: £1,572,786 Total cost: £2,289,036

12 years. 253 appearances. A leader on and off the pitch. 🥹 We can confirm that Jamaal Lascelles has completed a permanent switch to Leicester City.

I’ve seen some bad referee displays in my time but Chris Kavanagh and his assistants are having a shocker. Villa’s goal offside, Lewis Hall should have been awarded a penalty and Digne should have been sent off before Bizot for a really horrible tackle on Jacob Murphy #nufc

Newcastle United will be in Monday's FA Cup fifth round draw after beating Aston Villa 3-1. But the game will most likely be remembered for the dreadful officiating: ▪️ Aston Villa's goal should not have stood. Tammy Abraham had mistimed his run and was a yard offside when

Last night I saw: 1) Gordon starring in the No. 9 role, scoring four goals. 2) Woltemade smiling & playing superbly (again) in a deeper role. (Note: The basis of yesterday's 'he's unsettled' reports were totally unfounded via poor BBC reporting) 3) Newcastle win 6-1 in the