Liars.

Woody Allen is in the Epstein files but I refuse to believe he's the type of guy who would cheat on his daughter

That’s a relief. 😅

Oh well in that case

BREAKING NEWS: Kansas State Men’s Basketball is currently in talks with Penn State Football head coach Matt Campbell to become the next head coach following the departure of Jerome Tang. Huge news from Manhattan, Kansas.

Clip this moose boy

This will be the one that sticks, right?

Kash Patel arriving to the Situation Room, after mishearing that he was part of "Operation Epic Furry"

The hardest part of a quick 2 week ground operation is the first 20 years

waking up for work at 6am so the government can spend $2M on crab legs with my taxes

We just can’t stop beating Canada 🇺🇸

I need this more than anything.

No one one the Epstein files will get a second look, but Joe Kent is under investigation.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Newly released documents reveal Erika Kirk previously worked for Jeffrey Epstein.