Being a petty bastard all 2020, internet edition

I’m sick of myself I think I’m to lit for myself

who wanna be in the high fashion video?

why’s this the funniest thing I’ve seen

Just left the Salt Lake Cit protest. That was not about George Floyd, and it sure had nothing to do with racial equality, or justice.

Retweet if you grew up in Utah and never heard a word about Juneteenth at any level of school.

how the actual f*ck is it july

Spell your crushes name backwards mine is lohocla

I would pay, at minimum, $100 for this t-shirt.

I could really cry it’s really happening

Chris Harrison coming in to tell the boys they’re getting an upgrade next week #TheBachelorette

everything in the world is about sex, except Uno. Uno is about power

I AM DONE!!! I DID IT!!! After **589** days of picking up trash every single day, I can say with confidence that Eaton Canyon, one of Los Angeles's most popular hiking trail, is now free of municipal waste! I'VE DONE IT!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Goldilocks was crazy I love her..imagine breaking into someones house and being like. Umm this chair fucking sucks

People don’t warn you about 22 being the age where people start being younger than you.....