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100% percent of people die from some sort of disease or condition. (Yes, even natural death is technically death by Shock). How to prevent eternal death? This guy right here can help you out. Visit your nearest SCP Foundation Facility Site today!

Screw the nasty cherry flavored medicine you get at stores. I prefer my home made medicine, which I accounted 100% effective.

If you wear a mask, you’re trustworthy. This is not to be a debate.

SCP-2719 ‘Inside’ Experiment: @DanteKenshi Outcome: Became Inside. Experiment: Oh Crap, 049 Has My Phone Outcome: Went Inside. Experiment: @FireElegy Outcome: Outside. Testing concluded. This explains our group pretty well.

Do not be afraid, I am the cure, and I also like peppermint tea.

Dr. ████: “Your cure? Your cure has cost us hundreds of lives! Your cure is faulty!" SCP-049: “Good doctor, my cure is most effective.”

Oh my. I’ve been re-contained as of recently. I was sure I would not see this platform again.

“Do not be afraid. The doctor is in, as I overheard other doctors say.”

“The lighting has turned off again. Damn you 079.”