I WANNA START WITH YA MAMA SHE SHOULD’VE WHOOPED YO ASS

yeah I think fear and Fridays got an awful lot in common, they’re overdone and glorified and always leave you wanting

teach your daughters that following a man through hell is not love. sticking by his side while he drags you through embarrassment and infidelity that makes you question your worth is not love. no man that truly loves you would ever put himself in a position to lose you

liquor and your lies pours an awfully heavy drink

you long for something long enough a tune will find it’s way

I may spend a lot of money on jewelry but at least I don’t do drugs

“I like your accent” sir I was drunker than cooter brown that was pure hick

peaches in the summertime, apples in the fall, if I can’t have you all the time, I won’t have none at all

I will say I miss when twitter was silly fun time man

can i come over and turn the subtitles on

goin through the big D and don’t mean Dallas.. or divorce.. I mean depression hahahashit

happiest on the water tellin bad jokes to my friends 🤠

yea same

do white boys even play that funky music anymore

got one covered in Cheyenne 😮‍💨

Me and GAB🦋 don’t snap, we send 5 minute videos back and forth just to cover 10 topics at once..like a vlog 🤣

1 spray of cologne could last through a whole war and 15 sprays of perfume doesn’t even last you 10 minutes

when someone asks me “how was work today”