Sunday funday always seems like a good idea. Until Monday morning...

Justin Verlander won a World Series, has a 95 MPH fastball, a $180 million contract, a pet tiger, and he’s havin' a kid with Kate Upton. God loves him more. Merica.

Merica.

Tomorrow starts the 49th Annual Beattie Milofestival. Can I get an amen!?!?

anybody else feel like every conversation you’ve had with an adult from the midwest has consisted of: “stayin outta trouble?” “wouldn’t be s’bad without the wind” *statistics about recent precipitation* “well... i spose” “now who do you belong to”

Sitting at the bar alone on Valentines Day. Just like I would imagine Bryton Stoll & Macho Man Steny Savage are... cheers 🍻

Staying safe in emergencies also means being protected. The hurricane can't stop another #SundayGundayWithJoe – that means 12 more chances to win a #SCCY pistol of your choice! Simply retweet this post for your chance to win! Winners will be notified on Wednesday 9/4. Good luck!

It's #SundayGundayWithJoe! Ready for a shot at 1 of 12 pistols? Retweet for your chance to win! Winners are notified Monday evening. Good luck!

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Thanks @kaylorfoley for the artwork, looks great!!

Andy Reid rn #CHIEFSKINGDOM

"The Packers had a bad win over Cleveland. There are good losses and bad wins." @ColinCowherd unveils his Herd Hierarchy after Week 16:

LMAOOOOO!

It's a beautiful day to get drunk.

"Drinkin' all that alcohol is bad for you." First of all, I'm here for a good time not a long time.

These threats made on bathroom walls are getting ridiculous. What happened to the “for a good time call xxx-xxx-xxxx”

Nothing like resisting arrest on a Saturday night 👍🏻🤘🏻🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

Former #Gophers OL Garrison Wright, who started 25-games the last two years, is drawing solid interest. The Jets, Cardinals, Texans, Browns, and Jaguars are in that mix. He should have a team by the end of the weekend.