“simone biles needs to toughen up” buddy you have 19 guns because you’re scared of your feminine side

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Thank god I'm getting out of this state soon everyone gonna be so smelly 😥

I GOT INTO HARVARD!! 😍🥳🥳🥳 they left a first-floor window unlocked and i’m just walking around in here!

not even satire this is just true

I gotta stop opening Twitter videos at work 😭😭😭😭

“I’m Gunter and I’m Tinka and we are The Hessenheffers”

Something doesn't add up. Pell grant maxes out at $6k a year PSU is $30k a year. Nice to know college USED to be affordable when you were young but now it's not. Young people are not given the same chance to get an education debt free anymore and we're getting blamed for it

Alright why did chance absolutely eat this up tho

So pure makes me miss my grandparents so much they were exactly like this 🥺🥺

Retweet, I was outbid on my dream house by $80k over asking price with a cash offer. Truly never think I'm ever going to be able to own a home at the rate "investors" are buying them :(

I. Don’t. Care. If. You’re. Christian. x.com/ImIncorrigible…

Tax the churches. Lets stop pretending there is any kind of separation here. They want to influence law, they can pay taxes.

The bravest thing a grown man can do is get out of bed when he’s really cozy

To my friends with student debt If you have federal loans go fill out your application for relief!!!!!!!

Folks, apply for student loan debt relief today. No forms. No special log-in. It’s available in English and Spanish – and on desktop and mobile. And it'll take you less than 5 minutes. studentaid.gov/debtrelief/app…

Very interesting thread from a former Twitter engineer. Encourage y'all to make sure you disable tracking in your Twitter settings

Apple Music introduces a Karaoke feature called Apple Music Sing, rolling out to users later this month. It allows fans to sing with the original artist, sing as the lead, perform duets, sing backup, and more.

This is gonna make me crash my car 100%

university students who were heavily impacted by the pandemic or strikes deserve some sort of compensation like the quality of our education was HEAVILY REDUCED AND IMPACTED like wdym we still had to pay 9k for that