Assert dominance by calling people by their email

Would you rather have a clock with only a minute hand or hour hand?

Physics: F=ma the class

I definitely saw somebody flirting yesterday by showing off how organized their google calendar is. People out here wild

Ever pregame sleep by taking a nap?

Professor: hey I haven’t written the midterm yet so you might want to start laughing harder at these jokes I’m telling. Things just got real

I want a flip phone for the clout

Here's a video of one. If this ain't the flyest duck you ever saw

Life is so much better when you listen to what your body is telling you. Eating, sleeping and exercising. All y’all better be taking care of yourself

It’s a tough life to be lambda because nobody cares about you- calc recitation instructor

Burnt Hills Boy's are going nuts it's finally December. #RaceDay #SnowSurfing @RunnerSpace_com MileSplit NY MileSplit US

Passing by 15 people playing Pokémon go when I was entering my dorm Me: oh is this a pokemon group? Person: this isn’t a group it’s a gang Stay vigilant everybody

“If I got stuck in an elevator I would just go to sleep”

I don’t think straw hats were designed to be worn on longboards and I think that’s a major flaw

And you thought they were a one hit wonder

Last day of work I heard “it’s not about the research it’s about the interpersonal skills we learned along the way” and I felt that

Incredible scene at Colorado’s Capitol right now. Thousands of protesters are lying face down with their hands behind their backs chanting “I can’t breathe.” They’re doing this for 9 mins. #copolitics #denverprotest #GeorgeFloyd

A message to my fellow white people about this weekend & our responsibility in this moment.