Chills

Are you your skin or your blood

*runs in panting* non fungible tolkein

Fixed it

Chocolate milk river 😋😋 yummy

Non-violent art heists should be legal and considered high stakes capture the flag for adults

Spotify shut down today so that we would have to listen to women

Look upon my takes, ye mighty, and despair

manifesting

God gives his readiest pizzas to his littlest caesars

Ok fellas which coffee shop are we squatting in tomorrow

going into the gas station beer cave, building an igloo out of miller lite boxes. come hang out, $5 cover, 2 drink minimum

Heartbreaking: metallic fridge door is not magnetic enough to hold Mothman magnet

(to the tune of “Breakin’ the Law”) Edgin the bard, Edgin the bard Edgin the bard, Edgin the bard Edgin the bard, Edgin the bard Edgin the bard, Edgin the bard

ok i’ll bite: who is elon musk

I’m in the maternity ward swapping all of the babies around

If any if you have ever loved me you would give me $1,375,000

Anyone on Bluesky?

It’s his day