Picked the wrong week to buy a tobacconist.

Very happy Jacob Weitering has re-signed for Carlton FC but why does he look so surprised about it?

This went in by the way. #skibidies #21

Hot? Seal all doors and windows, then flood your home with refreshing Lipton iced tea.

Traffic related joke...

Go and see fellow transport reporter Caroline at her Jeanne Little tribute show! This weekend at the Butterfly Club! thebutterflyclub.com/show/dahlin-it…

Someone has done a pretty good, although tending British, impersonation of me doing traffic for the Meredith Music Festival this weekend. The beats are good anyway! soundcloud.com/tomvstheintern…

Imagine the pressure of preparing a Canva presentation for Canva showing the new things you can do on Canva.

Who did the grading for the AFL this season? Some very one sided games. Surely some of the teams have to go back to B-grade? Write a letter.

It’s the inconvenience that counts.

I'm planning on asking people how long it takes to form a habit every day for the next 21 days.

Sprayed myself accidentally in the face this morning with deodorant. Left side of my face certainly handling stress sweat better than my right.

If you’re out on the road over the King’s Birthday long weekend, instead of pushing on when you’re feeling tired, pull over and take a power nap. Find Driver Reviver locations where you can take a break here: driverreviver.com.au

That was not me on Dancing with the Stars tonight. Thanks for asking…

If Crystal Gayle wrote a song like that today, they'd call it depression.

ABC mean texts of 2013… ”Brad of Traffic report is absolutely Boring 90 seconds of dribble & every 15 mts over to 3aw now bye bye” I’m ok.

Good drying day. #putoutyourwashing

abc.net.au/listen/program… Get on.