ᅠ THIS is how to get the gooning loser’s attention. Some of you are too pussy to even try.. Worried Haida doesn’t like you? Say anything close to this, and he’s obsessed within seconds. Go CRAZY. ᅠ

< Thinking about fat pussy boys.. Men with cunts,,

ᅠ . . Why’s Goatman looking at him like that. ᅠ

ᅠ “ You’re so pathetic Haida! All you do is jerk off alone in your room ! “ . . . Don’t piss him off. Haida will slamfuck your throat for the next 5 hours if you do. ᅠ

|| Worked the past 3 days but I don’t work tomorrow so. You ALL know what that means.. I better get DMs or you’re all cooked

ᅠ • 𝐄𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐭 | 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐨 • • 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐑𝐏 • 𝐁𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 • 𝟏𝟖+ 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 ᅠ

|| he’s back :3 GO FOLLOW NOW NOW NOW

|| Threaten me like this in DMs and I’m pumping a baby into you.

ᅠ Gonna disappear for a bit, but before that.. ELLIOT RATING POST. Reply with a pic or video of your muse for a rating! Anyone who gets an S or higher needs to DM me as soon as possible. I’ll reply to these once I’m online later! ᅠ

ᅠ Don’t underestimate him just because he’s short and scrawny. He’s packing a KILLER dick under all that naivety, yet he’s never even bred someone before. Who’s gonna be the first one to give up their hole to him? ᅠ

ᅠ Haida's not one to go to party's, but when Todano asked if he wanted to party with him, he couldn't say no! He wasn't expecting to get his dick used at the party, but of course it ended up happening. He had the thickest dick there, and EVERYONE knew. ᅠ

ᅠ “ Dom Tops “ are so boringggg. Shut up, and slam that ass on hung nerd meat. You know you want it, faildom. He could get you pregnant after enough loads, you excited to be his cumdump, loser? Elliot’s not gonna be intimidated by anything you throw at him. ᅠ

|| This applies to this account too!! Also sorry for not replying here at all, Elliot has consumed my life..

|| some of you seriously beginning to piss me off when you say “i.. guess you dont wanna write.. sigh..” STFU !! I have a life!! Why am I constantly being hated on for being BUSY on this app? I don’t owe you a reply!! ily guys but you need to understand im BUSY!!!!!!!!!!

ᅠ A lot of people understand Elliot is VERY free use. Hung dick to turn him into a dildo, decent ass if you want a fleshlight.. What would YOU do to Elliot if you found yourself alone with him? You can send these in DMs too, in case it’s super raunchy.. 💞 ᅠ

|| I’m spending Valentine’s Day with my boyfriend so I’m probably not gonna be posting replies till Monday Don’t miss me too bad guys,,

ᅠ Valentine's Day is here! Haida's not actually dating anyone, but he's already been toyed with twice. All he wants is a real partner, someone he can go on cute dates with.. Like the movies or the park. Also someone that can handle being pounded and flooded with cum. ᅠ

|| This applies here too!! I kinda left Haida to die because of Elliot and im supa sorry about that LMA I promise to comeback soon, I’ve just really been enjoying Elliot recently ,, but I miss my stupid yeenboy..

Me and my boyfriend broke up. I’m taking a break from all my accounts, but I’ll be back. The break could just be a day, or a month, idk if anyone wants my discord just to talk, DM me

|| I’ve been told twice now that I sound MORE gooner pilled and freaky than I did before.. But hey guys..! River is back now I think. I still work a ton of night shifts and its killing me BUT I might be doing RPs again yay! why am i doing this announcement on this act? erm.