2,000 miles to go

Cleaned out my office closet and found 5 pairs of deadstock shoes lol

And by the company they keep. Child pornographers, Russian agents, and financial fraudsters are somehow always getting caught around you. Weird.

Anyone know what this is all about?

Is there a name for drafting out of a complete set instead of boosters? I'm pretty sure they did it at an invitational or something but googling this is now impossible because of set boosters lmao

The only negative thing on my credit report falls off and my score goes down somehow. Sweet system we got.

Apparently 3:48pm is a reasonable time to be closed. Good shit, Aidvantage, good shit.

Does anyone have a foil Sheoldred, the Apocalypse on MTGO I can buy?

PSA: Credit Karma ain't what it used to be. It's just guessing what your credit score is. It's fine for tracking debts and whatnot, but DO NOT make big plans based on what it's telling you. You DO NOT need the loans/cards it says will boost your score.

Music has sounded like absolute shit on my computer for like two weeks now. Just realized I've had all bass turned off lol.

I've got 4 table tickets for Nick Swardson tonight at the Funny Bone if anyone wants them. Doors at 930, show at 10. Just don't want them to rot, hit me up!

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