It’s ok to run these people over as they are probably on their way to En Su Boca.

Dump your boyfriend here and put the reaction video on TikTok for a free Thickburger. Get dumped by your girlfriend here, show us the reaction video and we will sell you cocaine. Everybody wins.

The only Elden Ring I’m thinking about is the onion ring that’s been sitting under the heat lamps since 9 AM.

When the biscuits come out just right

Does anyone ever wonder why the Burger King on Broad St closed suddenly and completely without warning?

“Vintage” tour shirts from Wax Moon? Buddy, if I wanted to give a problematic dipshit $200 I’d buy Donda 2.

Thickburger isn’t enough I need to attack and dethrone God.

For Earth Day this year we will be donating 32 car batteries to be thrown into the James River from the Nickel Bridge.

We have bidets now.

Ajay Brewer also killed and ate Bagel the Beagle.

If you slip the cashier five bucks he’ll unlock the ladder and you can climb on our roof and that’s how we’re competing with Kabana

We’re still open, you just have to pull on the door really really hard.

I’m pretty disappointed that I have yet to get an offer from a local hardcore band to have their “what the fuck is up Hardee’s?” moment in this empty parking lot. Your time is now, my dudes.

Y’all are absolutely mad. Who did this??

Remember what they took from you.

NO I DIDN’T BURN DOWN CARYTOWN BURGERS AND FRIES BUT YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS I’M GONNA SALT THE EARTH SO NOTHING NEW CAN GROW. WHO’S CLOSED NOW YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT?

If I was Lakeside Carytown Burgers and Fries and I didn’t have fire insurance I would simply not burn down Lakeside Carytown Burgers and Fries.

Did you know: you can keep rent prices down in your city with only a gas can and a map of new “affordable living” apartment buildings currently under construction.

Hello bossman, I can’t come in today because I took a really big bong rip that made me cough so much I threw up a little and now my tummy hurts.

Call me old fashioned, but I think Charlie Kirk getting murdered was actually a good thing and wish it could happen every day.