Why do these straight men put highlights in their hair lol. If you’re straight and you get blonde highlights that means you’re open to anal play. No question.

Gonna be a lot of uncomfortable straight men realizing she’s got a penis after they’ve jerked off already

Can y’all stop retweeting that fake conservative, lizard-looking 🚬 Brad “middle school boys” polumvo, please?

Dana Loesch I am elderly. Without a list [sometimes a list of my lists] I would remember so much less and forget so much more. I would also miss out on a great sense of satisfaction from crossing out list items with a big black magic marker.

Her vagina is like the Pied Piper for the rats and fleas of New York City. They follow the stench through the city.

Aww man ☹️

Attention gays, Super gonorrhoea is on the rise again! PREP has caused people to forego regular testing, and they are often asymptomatically spreading a very resistant strain of gonorrhoea! 47.5% increase in syphilis diagnoses too! Wrap it up when you’re at those glory holes!

Come on, gays! Let’s get lispy! 💃🏼

My work made me learn this shit the other day. We are not allowed to say “schizophrenics”, we have to say “people with schizophrenia”. We also are not allowed to say “people suffering from...” or “people struggling with...”. Even science has been corrupted by wokeism.

Lololol

Hehe.. he said #niggles which sounds like... you know 👀👀

I’m sorry, but Matthew Camp is so hot. Damn

Notice how @TwitterSupport hasn’t answered a query since October? I’m guessing jack has the entire staff busy censoring Biden dissidents. 😡

Kyle griffin, allegedly has a thing for meeting men and having sex in public places. He also, allegedly, likes to call himself a “cum slut”

Random update but the Fort Bragg (test) account is still deleted.

Can zoom hosts trace who shared a zoom link???

Since my tweets are being hidden by twitter, I can say this because nobody will see it! Jack Dorsey is pathetic cuck who has a tiny cock and pays Filipino hookers to shit on his chest! Allegedly

Did Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 really give blowjobs behind dumpsters??? Why have I never heard of this???