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So. How about we get a little ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜‡๐˜†?

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calendar_today10-06-2018 22:53:34

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"Impossible? No. More like... improbable. As in /it's improbable Peter Quill will continue getting away with everything like he does but damn it he's done it again./"

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Quill laughed, offering her a wink as he buried his hands in his coat pockets. "I got brains. You see 'em all the time when I get myself outta trouble, don't you?"

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"That's what they said when I tried apologising when they wanted to send me to space prison. Didn't mean it anyway so maybe they had a point, but, y'know."

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"It /means/ we get to complain that we're heroes, but we don't get to do normal Friday things like everybody else in the galaxy. Unless you'd spend your Fridays punching guys, then you're pretty much living the dream anyway."

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"Happy romance day. Space rules state we go steal you something pretty. And expensive. Probably gonna have a space gun-fight - we'll chalk that up as the gift of adventure."

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"Good news, I was able to move my plans around. Let's run some space drills. Drill one: How to get across the Milky Way in the shortest period of time possible while avoiding meteor showers."

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"Hyper-drive's disabled, the Kree Empire are on your ass, and there's a strong possibility a shipmate took something without telling you. He's short, hairy and usually angry, but we're not naming names or throwing him to the wolves. They've gotta know these things."