Really thought he was wearing a tiny hat in this photo

B*tches be eating tiramisu for dessert. Meanwhile, I shed a “tear, I miss you.” I would cross “four deserts” to be with you.

I have my disagreements with the antitrust movement, but this seems like a clear case of incumbents using market power to box out new entrants and maintain prophets

I think it would be fun if we all posted our thoughts on “Home” by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros

“Shelter from the Storm” or “Tangled Up in Blue” and it’s wild that they’re on the same album

(monkey interviewing for typewriter job) oh sure. lots of times. king lear. othello. macbeth

Just saw something beautiful - young woman leaning against her boyfriend on a park bench while he read something on his phone and said to her, “So I guess the main idea is for the means of production to be owned by the working class”

If I was a an extremly wealthy american man I would squander my wealth building lighthouses in the middle of the praries and deserts. They would be manned lighthouses with insane lonely cowboy lighthouse keepers.

Imagining a musical artist called Songs: Oneonta

same here big dawg

performatively reading Frog & Toad alone on a parked tandem bicycle

This serves as a very bad omen for guys who have spent their entire lives engaging in evil behavior

Today's events probably hit different if you are also a widely hated media personality

Waiting for a criminal to be caught in a Manhunt gotta be one of the top most American activities, along with eating hamburger and buying and selling medical debt as a commodity

As a man who has cooked his brain by being too online I hope the killer’s identity doesn’t cause a wave of backlash against people who have cooked their brains being too online

If Kash Patel read the bullet casings it’ll make him the second gay man to head the FBI, a huge win for the LGBTQ+ community

Trying to get my mom to text me “what’s a groyper?” so I can go viral

It's hard to tell if Charlie Kirk was really this formative figure in the lives of every conservative because they just claimed that about the Cracker Barrel logo.