SO A SUPERNOVA WALKS INTO A BAR, AND THE BARTENDER SAYS WHY THE EXPLODING FACE

TO ALL OF MY CRITICS: I WILL NEVER STOP SWALLOWING BIRDS AND THEN WATCHING THEM FLY OUT OF MY OPEN RIBCAGE. I WILL KEEP DOING THIS OVER AND OVER EVERY CHANCE I GET. NOTHING YOU CAN DO WILL STOP ME. LOVE, BONK

AVAST

AW MAN I LEFT MY WALLET IN THE TUNNELS! I WAS THREE STAMPS AWAY FROM A FREE TUBE OF DOCTOR PHALANGE’S BONE POLISH FOR DAPPER SKELETONS! DANG IT

THE COIN WALKS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS "--- --- ---- ---"

NO GODS NO KINGS NO NAMES

B-BONES...?

I GOT DRAFTED BY Broken Ridge Jazz Hands! GUESS THEY NEEDED AN OPENER!

I GOTTA START PRACTICING MY SAXABONE