Definition of productivity is when you have a clinic slow time(due to patient no show) you make an old school rap/hip hop playlist on Apple Music

I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.

SR-71 Blackbird

Recent Lego builds

I can’t have nice things when it comes to sports teams. One again the #cbj and #WVU wrench my heart and stomp on it….. see you next game #thepainishowiknowimalive

In Seattle for a conference. Have tomorrow afternoon and evening free. Thinking of going to see the Seattle Kraken play. What else should I do?

Recent reads Love the Murderbot books by Martha Wells. Really enjoyed The Lights of Prague. Picked it upon a whim because it sounded interesting when I was wandering around the bookstore. Glad I did.

The #cbj utter inability to realize they can’t skate through 3 defenders is mind bogglingly frustrating to watch

Just finished this trilogy by Sylvain Neuvel. Enjoyed it very much. Well paced, interesting characters and story. Unpredictable at times, which added to the story. Highly recommend #ThemisFiles

My #CBJ hot take. The puck hounds aren’t finishers. The finishers aren’t puck hounds. Thus mediocrity

This Craigslist ad for a 1999 Toyota Corolla is a masterclass in copywriting.

Thank god I’ve never been on call during a cheese chasing induced mass casualty alert.

The GOAT of soda #IYKYK

I’ll take “Ways to meet an Orthopedist” for $200

Congrats to to the island of #Dominica for their first ever Olympic medal! One of the most beautiful places I’ve ever visited, with some of the friendliest and most genuine people I’ve met

As we all grieve the immense loss of actor James Earl Jones (Star Wars, The Lion King), I wanted to celebrate one his funnier milestones, reading Letterman’s best Top Ten List, reciting commercial jingles with his spectacular, powerful, booming voice. #RIPJamesEarlJones

This is just asking to be attacked by Trogdor #beefyarms