I spend more time planning how long I can procrastinate my homework than I spend actually doing it

I'm so grateful to have people in my life tell me how tired I look in the mornings 🙏🏻🖕🏼

The only thing that lies between me and spring break is a workday today and a half day tomorrow.

you know I have a paper due when my entire apartment is spotless

Me: Finally! Time for bed! Brain: Roxxxy Andrews made it to the top 3 of All Stars 2 and Alyssa Edwards didn't...Me:

Today is a jam to Camp Rock in your car kind of day

I don't mean to be dramatic but I think I'm going through a quarter life crisis it's ok

Mom: How's your semester going? Me:

Me when someone calls me out on my shit

I have blisters on my blisters

Whenever people like my Instagram photos I'm so grateful I just want to write them a thank you note

When you look like Lord Voldemort meets the matrix

One last chance to see Sister Act today at 2! You don't want to miss this hilarious and touching show! Kristen Bock

Society, man

Is it pathetic that I'm sobbing over the romance in Disney's Princess and the Frog? Because I'm not embarrassed

To motivate myself to be a better person, I imagine hell is showing up to a party filled with all the spiders I've killed in my lifetime

I'm on a boardwalk in Myrtle Beach and I shouted "everybody clap your hands" and I shit you not everyone did